You're Still Paying The Secret Service To Cart Trump's Grown-Ass Hatchlings Around America. Isn't That GREAT?

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Lazy Trump Already Gone For Weekend, Because He Doesn't DO Fridays

Imagine if he had Hillary Clinton's work ethic. Wait no, don't imagine that.

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Hillary Clinton Can't Stop Laffing At Piss-Poor Businessman Donald Trump

Thin-skinned Donald Trump is gonna ESSPLODE IN GRRRR ANGER before we know it. And we get to watch!

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You'll Need A Cigarette After Watching Elizabeth Warren's Latest Donald Trump Nad-Stompin'

Seriously, can she be the vice president? Because that would be just great.

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