Hero Trump Saves Innocent Kim Jong Un From Spying By Mean CIA Can we call him a literal traitor to America now? Is it time yet? Evan Hurst News 12 Jun 2019
Trump Tells America He DID NOT EITHER Have A Temper Tantrum, SHUT UP STINKY NANCY! And then he got all his aides to praise his very calm and stable genius demeanor. Totally normal! Evan Hurst News 24 May 2019
Good Thing Bill Barr Is A Paragon Of Honesty, Because ... Well Sh*t Just Read It Is this bad? THIS IS BAD. Five Dollar Feminist 2016 Presidential Election 24 May 2019
Kellyanne Told Trevor That Becky Wrote The NYT Op-Ed Because Kellyanne Is Such A Fucking Heather Here's your latest update on the stupid op-ed, because this week is the very stupidest week of them all. Evan Hurst News 07 Sep 2018
Raise Your Hand If You Saw Trump's Latest Russian Propaganda Bullshit Coming From 10,000 Miles Away This is Trump's mid-term election plan. BE THE FUCK READY. Evan Hurst News 24 Jul 2018
Chris Cillizza Knows Why Trump-Putin Summit Was Bad, And It's Here's Why! How can we even try to properly interpret this week's events without reading the wise words of Christopher of Cillizza, Wonder God of the News? Evan Hurst News 18 Jul 2018
9 Out Of 10 Stable Geniuses Fuckin' LOVE IT When Trump Follows KGB Daddy's Orders! Trump has begun the process of walking back the walk back of his walk back, which he didn't want to do in the first place. Evan Hurst News 18 Jul 2018
Alex Jones Knows Deep State Is Boning The Stock Market To Make Trump Look Like Big Stupid Dumbass Stop being naughty, Deep State, you stop it RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst News 06 Feb 2018
