Trump Idiots 'Debunk' Michael Cohen Story By Shrieking HAW HAW BUZZFEED SUX!

Meanwhile, the president responded to the revelation he suborned perjury by tampering with the witness some more. Totally normal!

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Trump Grappling With Painful Realization That Nancy Pelosi Is His Real Dad

Vladimir Putin, you've been replaced! Haha just kidding, no you haven't.

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President Good Brain At The Border Having Wall-Gasms About Wheels Again

Also wheel-gasms about walls.

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Trump Not Pulling Out Of Syria Because When Does He Ever Pull Out?

In which John Bolton is referred to as the 'cooler head' in the room. JOHN BOLTON.

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If Democrats Won't Give Trump WALL, He's Gonna Burn Iowa TO THE GROUND!

GENIUS!

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Mattis's Resignation Letter To Trump Less Of A 'Thank You,' More Of A 'F*ck You'

He might as well have called him a fucking moron like Tillerson did.

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'So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish.' Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec 20, 2018

A Category 5 Shitstorm in Syria, and a Florida Man crowdfunds The Wall. Your morning news brief!

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White House Forgot To Hire Babysitter For Trump's Christmas Vacation, Oh Sh*t!

This is bad. Very bad.

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Relax, Everyone: Donald Trump Is Still A F*cking Criminal

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Trump Idiots 'Debunk' Michael Cohen Story By Shrieking HAW HAW BUZZFEED SUX!

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Trump: Me, Impeached? LOOK, A TERRORIST PRAYER RUG!

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Trump AG Nominee Bill Barr Should Have Kept His Big Mouth Shut About Obstruction Of Justice

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