Why Is Trump Having A Bumbling Lunatic Roid-Rage Sh*t Fit Today? Mueller. It's always Mueller. Evan Hurst Russia 15 Nov 2018
President #NeverMoist Got His Ass Chapped About SOMETHIN' Today. Wonder What! Aw, did somebody get some bad news? Evan Hurst News 13 Nov 2018
The Top 6 Signs Robert Mueller Is About To Indict The Sh*tfire Outta Some Folks, According To #Science Unless it turns out we're wrong, in which case we weren't actually wrong, YOU WERE WRONG FOR READING THIS. Evan Hurst Russia 12 Nov 2018
Trump Knows The DODGY DOSSIER Is Stealing Elections For Democrats, And HE. IS. PISSED. There is no conspiracy theory too stupid for President Early Bird Menu to latch onto. Evan Hurst Russia 09 Nov 2018
It's A Day-After-Midterms Wednesday Afternoon Massacre! Trump wasted no time firing Jeff Sessions. Shit is about to get real. Evan Hurst News 07 Nov 2018
TFW You Try To Pay Women To Accuse Robert Mueller Of Rape But Just End Up Boning Yourself IT'S A OCTOBER DERP-PRISE! Evan Hurst Russia 30 Oct 2018
Silicon Valley Nukes 'Gab' And All The Nazis Are Crying But at least Tucker Carlson stood up for 'free speech' (by Nazis). Dominic Gwinn Guns 30 Oct 2018
President Lazyass Is Like SO BUSY You Guys That teevee ain't gonna watch itself! Five Dollar Feminist White House 29 Oct 2018
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!
