If You're Going To Go On Fox News, Kick Fox's Ass Like Pete Buttigieg Did

All of Pete Buttigieg's Fox News town hall is going to leave a mark.

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Bathrobe-y McRageClown Turns On FBI Director Christopher Wray

Uh oh, Christopher Wray, you're next!

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How Big A Loser Is Donald Trump? Oh, About $100 Million A Year

This is not normal, even for shady-ass real estate developers.

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What Are Trump's Syphilitic Brain Squirrels Scrabbling Around Today? WHAT AREN'T THEY!

So exonerated you don't even know!

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Trump Gives New York Times Pulitzer For Reporting On Spies In His Underpants

Fucking fuck, everything is so stupid right now.

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Fox News Judge Napolitano Not Through Talking About President Crimey's Crimes

Come sit by us!

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At Least Tucker Carlson Still Has His Girlish Laugh

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Kamala Harris Equal Pay Proposal Nanny State Boo Hoo Oh No WAAAH

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How's Trump Sh*tting On The Troops This Memorial Day? Get A Load Of THIS!

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