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In Tonight's Performance, The Role Of 'Devin Nunes's Cow' Will Be Played By George Conway

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Inconsolable Dipsh*t Demands Dead Guy Stop Hurting His Feelings

Donald Trump's feud with the ghost of John McCain continues.

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The 174 Sh*ttiest Things Conservatives Have Said About The New Zealand Mosque Shooting SO FAR

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Meet Daniel Goldman, The Dashing Young Buck Adam Schiff Just Hired To Kick Trump's Ass

This guy is the REAL BUSINESS, y'all.

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Why Is President ToddlerSh*ts McSad Having A Meltdown Today?

Oh, why ISN'T he? Perhaps that is a better question.

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Your Weekly Top Ten Has Few Opinions On Amy Klobuchar's Comb-Forks

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Trump's Executive Time Golfing Ketchup Omelet National Emergency Holiday Whack-Off Weekend Was Pretty Chill

This is not what normal people do on vacation.

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The Top Three Reasons Mitch McConnell Should Go F*ck Himself Right Now

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Acting Defense Sec: WALL Won't Keep Us Safe, But The Old Man Wants It, So...

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Trump Idiots Out For Adam Schiff's Blood, Because That Is Sane And Rational

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