SDNY, Are You OK? Blink Once For 'Yes,' Blink Twice For 'Bill Barr'

Guess Trump is 'exonerated' AGAIN!

Subpoena-Thirty Just Got A Li'l Bit More Interesting, Motherf*ckers!

NO EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE! NO EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE! YOU ARE THE EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE!

Trump Idiots 'Debunk' Michael Cohen Story By Shrieking HAW HAW BUZZFEED SUX!

Meanwhile, the president responded to the revelation he suborned perjury by tampering with the witness some more. Totally normal!

At Least President Bugf*ck Isn't Saying NO COLLUSION Anymore, Just Kidding Yes He Is

And more dispatches from the most batshit press gaggle Trump has done in at least TWO WEEKS!