Why Is Trump Having A Bumbling Lunatic Roid-Rage Sh*t Fit Today? Mueller. It's always Mueller. Evan Hurst Russia 15 Nov 2018
Your Weekly Top Ten Has A VERY GOOD DOG YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst US of America News 20 Jan 2018
President Good Brain Sat Down With Reuters, Showed 'Em Which One Is 'Camel' So glad we settled the question of whether Trump has dementia or not! Evan Hurst Culture 18 Jan 2018
Eric Trump With Perfect Defense: Donald Trump Too Greedy To Be Racist! SHUT UP, WONKETTE, ERIC IS, LIKE, REALLY SMART! Evan Hurst News 17 Jan 2018
White House Doc Says President Beef Poots Only Weighs 239 Pounds, So That's Some Bullshit Also says Trump has a very good brain, to which we reply LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Evan Hurst Science 16 Jan 2018
Sniffle-Britches Donald Trump Obviously Dying Of Something, But What Could It Be? Common snifflers like Donald Trump are definitely not fit to be president. Evan Hurst News 27 Sep 2016
Uh Oh, Harry Reid's One Good Eye Is PISSED At Husky Donald Trump! Harry Reid will literally kick Donald Trump's ass after school behind the gym if he has to. Evan Hurst News 16 Sep 2016
Corey Lewandowski And Impeachment Hearings? RIGHT NOW? Someone Should Have Mentioned! A Liveblog. News
Manhattan DA Cyrus Vance Will Take Trump's Tax Returns Now, Because THIS IS NEW YORK, BITCH lawsplainer
