Why Is Trump Having A Bumbling Lunatic Roid-Rage Sh*t Fit Today? Mueller. It's always Mueller. Evan Hurst News 15 Nov 2018
Your Weekly Top Ten Has A VERY GOOD DOG YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst News 20 Jan 2018
President Good Brain Sat Down With Reuters, Showed 'Em Which One Is 'Camel' So glad we settled the question of whether Trump has dementia or not! Evan Hurst News 18 Jan 2018
Eric Trump With Perfect Defense: Donald Trump Too Greedy To Be Racist! SHUT UP, WONKETTE, ERIC IS, LIKE, REALLY SMART! Evan Hurst News 17 Jan 2018
White House Doc Says President Beef Poots Only Weighs 239 Pounds, So That's Some Bullshit Also says Trump has a very good brain, to which we reply LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Evan Hurst News 16 Jan 2018
Sniffle-Britches Donald Trump Obviously Dying Of Something, But What Could It Be? Common snifflers like Donald Trump are definitely not fit to be president. Evan Hurst News 27 Sep 2016
Uh Oh, Harry Reid's One Good Eye Is PISSED At Husky Donald Trump! Harry Reid will literally kick Donald Trump's ass after school behind the gym if he has to. Evan Hurst News 16 Sep 2016
Ted Cruz Positively Outraged That The Government Would Interfere With His Reproductive Rights Feminininism
Rand Paul Thinks YouTube Has Some Obligation To Torture Its Users With Clips Of Him Speaking Impeachment
Florida Man May Refuse Dialysis If He Can't Bring Cardboard Cutout Of Trump With Him For Emotional Support Trump
Economist Suggests Infecting A Ton Of People With Coronavirus In Order To Help People With Coronavirus Healthcare
