Why Is Trump Having A Bumbling Lunatic Roid-Rage Sh*t Fit Today?

Mueller. It's always Mueller.

Russia

Your Weekly Top Ten Has A VERY GOOD DOG

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

US of America News

President Good Brain Sat Down With Reuters, Showed 'Em Which One Is 'Camel'

So glad we settled the question of whether Trump has dementia or not!

Culture

Eric Trump With Perfect Defense: Donald Trump Too Greedy To Be Racist!

SHUT UP, WONKETTE, ERIC IS, LIKE, REALLY SMART!

News