President 'I'm F*cked' Entirely F*cked, According To Polls The redacted Mueller Report didn't land like Trump wanted it to land, we reckon. Evan Hurst Russia 23 Apr 2019
We Read All 284 Pages Of BuzzFeed's Trump Tower Moscow Documents, And Now We Hate Everybody In This Story Here, see if this connects some dots for you! Evan Hurst Russia 05 Feb 2019
Trump And Roger Stone Like 'YOU Hang Up!' 'No YOU Hang Up!' 'OK LET'S HANG UP SAME TIME!' Donald Trump and Roger Stone used to nocturally emit at each other a whole lot in 2016. NO COLLUSION, THOUGH. Evan Hurst Russia 29 Nov 2018
Julian Assange To Be Offered Asylum In American Prison. Don't Bring The Cat. Damn straight. Evan Hurst Russia 16 Nov 2018
Bet Robert Mueller Thinks This Devin Nunes Tweet Is REAL Funny We bet his special dairy cow would go LM-OOOOOOOOO! if she could read this joke, but cows cannot read. Evan Hurst Russia 22 Feb 2018
FBI Told Trump The Russians Were Coming Way Back In 2016, And He Was Like 'YAY!' It's just too bad the FBI didn't warn Trump HARDER. Evan Hurst Russia 18 Dec 2017
The Intercept Knows Breaking Up With Julian Assange Is For The Best, But It Still Hurts :( Pretty sure Glenn Greenwald is still seeing Assange on the side, though. Evan Hurst Russia 16 Nov 2017
Donald Trump Jr. Seems Pretty Darn Proud Of His Russian WikiLeaks Sexts! Oh Donald Trump Jr., please go to jail. Evan Hurst Russia 14 Nov 2017
'Veggie Tales' Creator Ain't Gonna Put No Godless Gay Green Beans On His Christian Vegetable Show News
Conservatives Terrified New York Times 1619 Project Will Remind Black People Slavery Existed Post-Racial America
