Trump DOJ Knows Who Was An Innocent Lamb And It Is Richard Nixon Shorter Trump DOJ lawyers: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SHOW THEM THE 'ROAD MAP!' Evan Hurst Impeachment 10 Oct 2019
President 'I'm F*cked' Entirely F*cked, According To Polls The redacted Mueller Report didn't land like Trump wanted it to land, we reckon. Evan Hurst News 23 Apr 2019
We Read All 284 Pages Of BuzzFeed's Trump Tower Moscow Documents, And Now We Hate Everybody In This Story Here, see if this connects some dots for you! Evan Hurst News 05 Feb 2019
Trump And Roger Stone Like 'YOU Hang Up!' 'No YOU Hang Up!' 'OK LET'S HANG UP SAME TIME!' Donald Trump and Roger Stone used to nocturally emit at each other a whole lot in 2016. NO COLLUSION, THOUGH. Evan Hurst News 29 Nov 2018
Julian Assange To Be Offered Asylum In American Prison. Don't Bring The Cat. Damn straight. Evan Hurst News 16 Nov 2018
Bet Robert Mueller Thinks This Devin Nunes Tweet Is REAL Funny We bet his special dairy cow would go LM-OOOOOOOOO! if she could read this joke, but cows cannot read. Evan Hurst News 22 Feb 2018
FBI Told Trump The Russians Were Coming Way Back In 2016, And He Was Like 'YAY!' It's just too bad the FBI didn't warn Trump HARDER. Evan Hurst News 18 Dec 2017
The Intercept Knows Breaking Up With Julian Assange Is For The Best, But It Still Hurts :( Pretty sure Glenn Greenwald is still seeing Assange on the side, though. Evan Hurst News 16 Nov 2017
