Did Trump Commute Rod Blagojevich's Sentence For CRIME Reasons Or For DUMBASS Reasons? Yes.

The real truth comes out.

House Republicans All Quitting Congress Now, Something Something DEMS IN DISARRAY!

Don't let the door hit you in the ass.

Rod Rosenstein Not YOU'RE FIRED Over That Shitty New York Times Story Yet ... OR IS HE?

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What Time Will Devin Nunes Jizz Classified Intel All Over Fox News Today?

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