BLUE WAVE, Y'ALL! Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 09, 2018

Everybody hates Matthew Whittaker, ANOTHER Florida recount, and Tucker Carlson clutches his pearls. Your morning news brief.

Elections

Jim Acosta: American Hero. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 8, 2018

Another mass shooting, the White House revokes Jim Acosta's press pass, and House Republicans start stabbing each other in the face. Your morning news brief.

Russia

SPOOKY. Wonkagenda For Wed., Oct. 31, 2018

Squirrel Hill mourns and chases Trump out of town, Steve King is in big trouble, and the Proud Boys get banned. Your morning news brief.

Russia

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Megyn Kelly Reportedly Quitting Show To Spend More Time With White Santa And White Jesus

WHOA IF TRUE! And we sure as hell hope it's true!

Post-Racial America

Rogues And Villains. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 16, 2018

Voter registration deadlines, Saudi spin, and a lot ofTrump fuckery. Your morning news brief!

News

Don Lemon And Chris Cuomo Called Tucker Carlson A Dangerous Idiot, And Wingnuts Are #TRIGGERED

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Bill Maher, An Ass.

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Jim Acosta: American Hero. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 8, 2018

Another mass shooting, the White House revokes Jim Acosta's press pass, and House Republicans start stabbing each other in the face. Your morning news brief.

Don Lemon Unfairly Suggests White People Focus On Who's Actually Killing Them

Boy, is he uppity!

SPOOKY. Wonkagenda For Wed., Oct. 31, 2018

Squirrel Hill mourns and chases Trump out of town, Steve King is in big trouble, and the Proud Boys get banned. Your morning news brief.

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Megyn Kelly Reportedly Quitting Show To Spend More Time With White Santa And White Jesus

WHOA IF TRUE! And we sure as hell hope it's true!

So Sad! Poor Tucker Carlson Can't Go To Restaurants Because He's A Jerk

What has become of our formerly very civil nation?

Rogues And Villains. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 16, 2018

Voter registration deadlines, Saudi spin, and a lot ofTrump fuckery. Your morning news brief!

Don Lemon And Chris Cuomo Called Tucker Carlson A Dangerous Idiot, And Wingnuts Are #TRIGGERED

Snowflakes.

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How Sad Are You That You Are Not At The 2018 Flat Earth Conference Today?

Your New Boyfriend: This Terrible Novelist Who Couldn't Get Published Because Sexism Against Men.

Stacey Abrams Did NOT Concede, She Never Lost, She Was Cheated

Bill Maher, An Ass.

Ben Sasse Knows Why There Are 'Two Americas': YOU'RE A BAD PARENT

Newsletter

An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!

Very Special Judge Tells Paul Manafort And Giuliani To GTFOH

Here's Hoping Donald Trump Has A BAD F*CKING NIGHT. Your Midterm Results Liveblog!