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Arizona Man On Trial For Felonious Decency To Migrants Scott Warren accused of reckless regard for human life in 2018 helping spree. Doktor Zoom Immigrants 30 May 2019
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Astronaut Mark Kelly Launches 2020 Campaign For Senate Like A Rocketship, Whoosh! What's Martha McSally gonna get appointed to after she loses this time? Doktor Zoom 2020 Congressional Elections 12 Feb 2019
US Convicts Radical Water-Givers In 2017 Immigrant Not-Killing Spree Saving lives? Why do you hate America? Doktor Zoom Courts 22 Jan 2019
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