'We Shall Override.' Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 21, 2019

Trump's shutdown enters day 31, Mike Pence gaslights MLK Day, and Rudy drunkenly stumbles on Trump-Russia (again). Your morning news brief.

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Trump's shutdown enters day 28, and Michael Cohen was ordered to lie to Congress. Your morning news brief!

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An angry, racist grandpa yells at the internet, the economy slides into the toilet, and Twitter hates black women. Your morning news brief!

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Michael Cohen's secrets, and Rudy Giuliani's (allegedly!) drunk texts! Your morning news brief!

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Trump tries to change the story, Zinke gets caught grifting, and Nikki Haley's got jokes. Your morning news brief!

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RELEASE THE KRAKEN! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 25, 2018

Trump goes to Davos to make America look worse, Sarah Huckabee Sanders poots about school shootings, and everyone wants to talk about Devin Nunes's Russian memo except Devin Nunes. Your morning news brief.

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'We Shall Override.' Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 21, 2019

Trump's shutdown enters day 31, Mike Pence gaslights MLK Day, and Rudy drunkenly stumbles on Trump-Russia (again). Your morning news brief.

'Make It Happen.' Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan. 18, 2019

Trump's shutdown enters day 28, and Michael Cohen was ordered to lie to Congress. Your morning news brief!

Tulsi Gabbard And Julian Castro Are RUNNING!

We're gonna have a deep bench this time around.

Shut Up, Old Man! Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 18, 2018

An angry, racist grandpa yells at the internet, the economy slides into the toilet, and Twitter hates black women. Your morning news brief!

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'Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal!' Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 13, 2018

Michael Cohen's secrets, and Rudy Giuliani's (allegedly!) drunk texts! Your morning news brief!

GOOD MORNING MONTANA. Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 19, 2018

Trump tries to change the story, Zinke gets caught grifting, and Nikki Haley's got jokes. Your morning news brief!

RELEASE THE KRAKEN! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 25, 2018

Trump goes to Davos to make America look worse, Sarah Huckabee Sanders poots about school shootings, and everyone wants to talk about Devin Nunes's Russian memo except Devin Nunes. Your morning news brief.

Are These The Three Dumbest Fucking Reactions To The Trump-Russia Dossier News? Sure Why Not.

Starring Tomi Lahren, Donald Trump Jr. and PROGRESSIVE SAVIOR Tulsi Gabbard!

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Michael Cohen's So Excited! He's So Excited! He's So ... SCARED!

Pelosi To Trump: Get F*cked, Orange Loser

Wonkette Welcomes Pete Buttigieg To 2020 Cabinet Members' Primary!

Elijah Cummings COMING For President Secret Agent Man

Guess Americans Don't Like Russian Agent Presidents Who Shut Down Government Forever. WHO KNEW!

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An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!

ENTIRE SENATE TELLS DONALD TRUMP TO GO EAT A F*CK

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