Jimmy Kimmel Heading To Alabama For A Jesus Fight With Roy Moore Don't rush out and reserve tickets just yet. Doktor Zoom News 01 Dec 2017
Donald Trump Attacks VA Dem Ralph Northam, Gets More Than He Bargained For Donald Trump wants to Make the Confederacy Great Again Doktor Zoom News 26 Oct 2017
Maybe Restoring Puerto Rico's Electricity Shouldn't Be Handled By Jerkass Grifters It's just Disaster Capitalism in action, kids. Doktor Zoom News 26 Oct 2017
Jeff Sessions Wants to Jail Mean Journos. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Oct. 19, 2017 Jeff Sessions tries not to perjure himself (again), Trump rips off an ACA band-aid (again), and Trey Gowdy is being ignored like a common Democrat. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 19 Oct 2017
Sean Hannity Too Busy Twitter Fighting Jake Tapper To Accept Your Stupid Award! Sean Hannity is not a well man. Muse upon it, in this, your OPEN THREAD! Doktor Zoom News 21 Jul 2017
How Can Liberals Defend Obamacare When There Are Starving Children In India, Huh? In which we wade into a Twitter fight between two journalists. Why would we even DO that? Doktor Zoom News 28 Jun 2017
Tuff Guy Trump And Tea Party Dorks Meet Behind Gym For MACHO Slap Fight! Walking Dumpster Fire Trump picks fight with Popular Congressmen! Bless His Heart! Your OPEN THREAD! Five Dollar Feminist News 31 Mar 2017
Elizabeth Warren Literally Shreds Donald Trump, Sets Shreds Aflame, Stomps On Ashes Elizabeth Warren literally destroys Donald Trump on Twitter, and defeats hyperbole forever! Doktor Zoom News 07 May 2016
Hey, Can Trump Sue Adam Schiff And Nancy Pelosi For 'Bad Phone Call'? A Constitutionsplainer! lawsplainer
Everything You Wanted To Know About Trump's Impeachment This Week But Were Too Dumb To Ask Impeachment
Good News! Cop Charged For Killing Atatiana Jefferson! Better News Would Be Not Killing Her At All Cops Behaving Badly
