Super Christian Donald Trump Big Fan Of God And His Blowhard Son Jesus

God and Jesus have done an amazing job and are being recognized more and more, Trump notices.

Thanks, Liberals, For Being INSANE AND MEAN About Melania Doing The Lord's Prayer

Who is a bigger dumb? Dinesh D'Souza or Joe Walsh? TRICK QUESTION, THEY BOTH WIN.

Donald Trump Grabs National Prayer Breakfast By The Pussy

Trump spent his time at the breakfast telling everybody how much Arnold Schwarzenegger sucks. Totally normal.

Trump To Be Sworn In Using Very Own Childhood Bible, Crayons

The Bible is such a yooge, classy book. Read it? Why would he read it? He lives it, and if you say otherwise, you're a loser.