What Are You Going To Do, Republicans, Count The Tree Rings On Roy Moore's Dick?

The entire GOP is saying Roy Moore should step aside IF his kid-diddling allegations are true. How do they plan to find out?

GOP Has Great New Paid-Family-Leave Idea: Call Any Damn Thing 'Paid Leave'

Maybe if you want to work and have a family you should be a man in the 1950s, did you ever consider that option?

Donald Trump Promises To Make Truckers Rich With Tax Cuts (If They Are Already Millionaires)

If they take enough Alex Jones Brand Trucker Speed, they will probably believe him!

Trump To Planet: Drop Dead

Bye, Earth! BYE!