David Brooks Writes Some Dumb F*cking Thing, We Don't Know We Made Dok Read It Our doctor of rhetoric may have met his match. Doktor Zoom News 04 Oct 2019
Trump A.G. Pick William Barr: Obstructing Justice Just Part Of President's Job, Man But perhaps we oversimplify a little. Doktor Zoom News 21 Dec 2018
Jeff Flake Wonders How Politics Got So Ugly, Doesn't Own A Mirror 'How did we ever come to such a pass?' asks man who helped drive the bus. Doktor Zoom News 24 May 2018
Betsy DeVos Wants Everyone To Be Happy. Bigots, And The Immigrant Kids They Rat Out To ICE Since when do you expect the head of a federal agency to know anything about federal law? Doktor Zoom News 23 May 2018
Deleted Comments: Are All You Diversity Supremacists Inbread Or Just Jewish? Doktor Zoom News 20 May 2018
Deleted Comments: Attack Of Multi-Troll Almost Distracted Us From Arizona Legislator's Furry Saga Is our trolls learning? Probably not. But hey, how about this rightwing Arizona lady who came to appreciate furries? Doktor Zoom News 06 May 2018
Texas Leads Lawsuit To Kill DACA, Since America Isn't Cruel Enough Yet Federal courts protecting DREAMers? Red states to the rescue! Doktor Zoom News 02 May 2018
Deleted Comments: You Know What Causes School Shootings? Porn And Not Loving The Founders. In which we learn that the true mark of an educated American is meeting the arbitrary demands of a guy in the comments. Doktor Zoom News 08 Apr 2018
It's Impeachment-Eve-Thirty, Motherf*ckers! Let's Remember What Trump's Ukraine Scandal Is Really All About. Impeachment
Fed Society Founder Steve Calabresi Was A Dick But He Was Smart. The Daily Caller Ruined That Too Impeachment
Deleted Comments: Are All You Diversity Supremacists Inbread Or Just Jewish?