The 987,386 Most Fucked Up Lies Our Shithead President Told This Morning
Even for a pathological liar like Donald Trump, this was breathtaking.
15 Jun 2018
'Why Can't I Just Do It?' Wonkagenda For Fri., June 15, 2018
Shit crazy today. Your morning news brief.
15 Jun 2018
Is Paul Manafort Stupidly Desperate Or Desperately Stupid? OR IS IT BOTH?
ONE JOB! YOU HAD ONE JOB!
05 Jun 2018
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FBI Sucker Punches Russian Hackers, Steals Their Lunch Money, And Follows Them Home
Uncle Sam chugged a tall can of Whoop-Ass, and stomped Mother Russia.
24 May 2018
Trump Knows How To Fix Black Folks' Knees... Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 24, 2018
Trump has thoughts on taking a knee, the FBI will brief the Gang of Eight, and Trump thinks immigrant kids, like Britney Spears, are not so innocent. Your morning news brief.
24 May 2018
QATAR WHO. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 22, 2018
ANOTHER Trump Tower meeting, Trump and his Congress bois get first crack at Mueller's info, and that good old China trade war. Your morning news brief!
22 May 2018
Crooked Mikey, LOCK HIM UP. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 11, 2018
Avenatti's got something new on Michael Cohen, Giuliani gets quit-fired by his law firm, and Scott Pruitt dines with an ALLEGED pedophile. Your morning news brief.
11 May 2018
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