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You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 28, 2019

Donnie leaves Kim at the altar, a new Dream Act, and GI Joe hacked Russia. Your morning news brief!

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Trump tries to change the story, Zinke gets caught grifting, and Nikki Haley's got jokes. Your morning news brief!

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Trump does more interviews, voter suppression is already happening, and Canada legalized weed. Your morning news brief.

Ronan Calling. Wonkagenda For Mon., Sept. 24, 2018

Kavanaugh's pecker problems multiply, Trump goes to the UN, and James Woods booted off Twitter. Your morning news brief!

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Prof. Ford wants an investigation, Space Force fails to take off, and Poland suggests 'Fort Trump.' Your morning news brief.

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