Robert Mueller Just Saying Michael Flynn Sold ALL Y'ALL F*CKERS OUT, OH MY LORD That part ain't redacted, it is LOUD AND CLEAR. Evan Hurst News 05 Dec 2018
UN Takes Turns Pissing All Over Trump's Lawn They didn't just laugh at him... Dominic Gwinn News 27 Sep 2018
WELCOME. TO. HELLLLL. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 27, 2018 Trump's insane presser, Brett Kavanaugh faces the music, and the world pees in Trump's back yard. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 27 Sep 2018
Ronan Calling. Wonkagenda For Mon., Sept. 24, 2018 Kavanaugh's pecker problems multiply, Trump goes to the UN, and James Woods booted off Twitter. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 24 Sep 2018
White House So Mad Nobody (Sally Yates) Told Them Michael Flynn Was Bad (Sally Yates Told Them) And more juicy tidbits about FLYNN FRIDAY! Evan Hurst News 01 Dec 2017
Ted Cruz Penis Hacks Twitter! Wonkagenda For Tues., Sept. 12, 2017 Russia has been busy in Not American Internets, climate change gives Scott Pruitt a sad, and Ted Cruz's peener is tweeting. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 12 Sep 2017
Trump Reacts To Scary North Korea Nuke News By Bitch-Tweeting About Hillary America, this is your reality. Thank a Trump voter today! Evan Hurst News 08 Aug 2017
Ted Cruz Positively Outraged That The Government Would Interfere With His Reproductive Rights Feminininism
Rand Paul Thinks YouTube Has Some Obligation To Torture Its Users With Clips Of Him Speaking Impeachment
Florida Man May Refuse Dialysis If He Can't Bring Cardboard Cutout Of Trump With Him For Emotional Support Trump
Economist Suggests Infecting A Ton Of People With Coronavirus In Order To Help People With Coronavirus Healthcare
