Guess We'll Never Get To See 'Baby Jails: The Movie' Now How about a game show where people could compete to win asylum? Doktor Zoom Immigrants 09 Sep 2019
Lose Your Group Home License, Get A $4 Million Contract To Open A Baby Jail Everything about this is completely normal. Doktor Zoom Immigrants 01 Aug 2019
Homeland Security Inspector General Would Like A Word About The Baby (And Grownup) Jails Guess Homeland Security is full of radical leftwing kooks. Doktor Zoom Immigrants 03 Jul 2019
NICE TIME! Court Won't Let Anti-Abortion Nutjob Lock Up The Pregnant Teenage Girls Okay, they're still locked up. So half-Nice Time. Jamie Lynn Crofts News 17 Jun 2019
Stephen Miller Getting A Little On The Nose With Latest Baby Jail World War II internment camps. Isn't that something! Doktor Zoom Immigrants 12 Jun 2019
Lindsey Graham Has Final Asylum Solution Oh, was that mean? Fuck you. Doktor Zoom Immigrants 11 Jun 2019
Trump's New ICE Chief Can Spot Future Gang Members With His X-Ray Eyes Fox News nominates another member to the Trump administration. Doktor Zoom White House 17 May 2019
AG Bill Barr Welcomes Your Huddled Masses TO JAIL Next, they'll declare Hillary Clinton an asylum seeker. Doktor Zoom Legal 17 Apr 2019
