Trump's New ICE Chief Can Spot Future Gang Members With His X-Ray Eyes Fox News nominates another member to the Trump administration. Doktor Zoom White House 17 May 2019
AG Bill Barr Welcomes Your Huddled Masses TO JAIL Next, they'll declare Hillary Clinton an asylum seeker. Doktor Zoom Legal 17 Apr 2019
Trump Back To Family Separation Horrorshow, Because Things Were Okayish For A Second Trump: I ended Obama's cruel family separation policy. And cruel family separation is the BEST! Doktor Zoom Trump 10 Apr 2019
Migrant Baby Jails Now Massively Tremendously Historically YOOGE. USA! USA! USA! That makes us the BEST, doesn't it? Doktor Zoom Post-Racial America 13 Sep 2018
Judge Frees Immigrant Babies From Cuckoo's Nest! A NICE TIME, if you don't count what came before! Doktor Zoom Culture 31 Jul 2018
ACLU: We've Been Beating The Shit Out Of Unaccompanied Minors For Years Our heart hurts. Wonderbitch Culture 22 Jun 2018
Melania, 'I Really Don't Care' Jacket Is NOT A Good Look Are you fucking kidding us with this? Rebecca Schoenkopf News 21 Jun 2018
What Are Texans Doing For Father's Day? Marching To Get Migrant Kids Back To Their Families. What kind of country does this? Doktor Zoom News 17 Jun 2018
Pete Buttigieg, If You're Not Busy, This Nice Gentleman Has Some Questions About Butt-Play Culture Wars
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!
