Look At All These F*cking Jerbs!

Lowest unemployment since 1969, when Americans went TO THE MOON ALICE TO THE MOOOOON.

Larry Summers Not Afraid Of You Losing Your Job If That's What It Takes To Whip Inflation Now

Why are you so selfish when tickets to paradise are getting so expensive?

Oh No And Hooray, It's Another Strong Jobs Report! This Is Excellent Terrible News For Joe Biden!

Nonfarm payrolls up by 223,000 in December, better than predicted.

Joe Biden's Economy Once Again Adds More Jobs Than Expected, Not Bad Huh?

Tell us again how everything's terrible, just try.