If You Had 'Guy Who Likes Chickens In His Kiddie Porn' On Your Trump Scandal Bingo Card, YOU WIN!

Gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross.

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Elijah Cummings Will F*ck Trump's Saudi Nuclear Grifting Up Six Ways From Sunday

The grift is coming from inside the White House.

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Is THIS The Trump/Russian/Israeli/Emirati/Saudi Arabian Ratf*cking Robert Mueller Is Looking For? Hell If We Know!

We are beyond ready for Mueller to show us the solution to the jigsaw puzzle, because WTF.

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It's Still The Collusion, Stupid (By Which We Mean CONSPIRACY)

Trump will just LOVE what the Senate Intelligence Committee just said. That doesn't mean you should be that stupid.

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A Quick Explainer On The New York Times's Paul Manafort F*ckup, Because It Seems Important

Dammit, New York Times.

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Paul Manafort's Lawyers Make Redacted Words Invisible Like F-35 Plane

Who's a Russian intelligence asset? Who's a Russian intelligence asset? IS PAUL MANAFORT A RUSSIAN INTELLIGENCE ASSET?

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What Does Leonardo Da Vinci Have To Do With Trump And Russia? A HOLY SHT Investigation Into WHAT THE FCK!

The da Vinci Code but like for real ARE YOU KIDDING US?

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2018: The Year In Robert Mueller's Witch Hunt Finding SO MANY GUILTY-ASS WITCHES

Here's to Mueller finding many more in 2019!

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