Donald Trump Wants To Bring Back Landmines, Make Not-America Maimed Again If we blow up the children over there, they can't come here. Doktor Zoom Military 01 Feb 2020
Jeff Bezos Responds To MBS Phone Hack By Setting Saudi Arabia On Fire Sorry to interrupt your impeachment, but HOLY SHIT! Liz Dye 2016 Presidential Election 22 Jan 2020
Sorry, Texas, Judge Says There's No 'Racist Dicks Can Reject Refugees' In 'USA' Loosely paraphrased. Doktor Zoom News 17 Jan 2020
Remember Those Pallets Of Iraq Reconstruction $$$ Overseen By RNC 12-Year-Olds? Now They're Overseen By Mike Pence And he's spending it all on Jesus! Doktor Zoom Religion 08 Nov 2019
16-Year-Old Badass Schools Congress On Climate Change Greta Thunberg is a hero. Jamie Lynn Crofts News 19 Sep 2019
No-Show Coal Baroness Kelly Craft Is Your New UN Ambassador! You know, maybe it's better that this Trumper never shows up to work. Doktor Zoom News 01 Aug 2019
Breaking: Ronald Reagan Just As Racist As We Always Knew He Was You'd better sit down for this. Stephen Robinson Post-Racial America 01 Aug 2019
