Beto, Let's Get It Out Of Our System Now: COCK DICK MOTHERF*CKER SH*T BONER ASSWHISTLE! Your Democratic debate preview! Evan Hurst Featured 12 Sep 2019
Trump To Make Boom Booms In Not America. Wonkagenda for Tues., Aug. 22, 2017 We're going back to Afghanistan (again), Paul Ryan is full of sadz, and Steve Mnuchin's Bourgeois Barbie lets her haters eat cake. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 22 Aug 2017
KKK Dude FREAKED OUT When Latina Reporter Turned Out To Be Black, Too Poor oppressed Klansman never seems to get a break. Doktor Zoom News 21 Aug 2017
Ratings For Trump Address To Congress Way Smaller Than Obama's. We're Sure He'll Take It In Stride Pussgrab McWeakSad had a weak and sad night! Evan Hurst News 02 Mar 2017
Jezebel Apparently Thinks It's HILARIOUS When Puppy Dogs Die In which Jezebel puts Wonkette in the horrifying position of agreeing with Breitbart. Evan Hurst News 28 Oct 2016
Wonkagenda: September 14, 2016 You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW! Dominic Gwinn News 14 Sep 2016
Wonkagenda, Wednesday, August 17, 2016 You get in here and you read your news brief, RIGHT NOW! Dominic Gwinn News 17 Aug 2016
Light A Candle, Knock On Wood, Turn Around Three Times, And Spit, Because SCOTUS Is Ruling On Trump's Tax Returns SCOTUS
