Fox News Reminds Stupid Fox News Hosts Not To Be So Stupid All The Time BREAKING NEWS: Fox News has 'editorial standards.' WHO KNEW? Evan Hurst News 28 Sep 2016
Public Policy Polling Can't Stop LOLing At Dumbass Trump Supporters (And Also Dumbass Jill Stein!) A fake PPP poll shows Trump beating Hillary in Florida by a margin of 74-9. Obviously the first REAL UNSKEWED POLL of the election! Evan Hurst News 30 Aug 2016
Donald Trump Hires Breitbart Dude To Fix Campaign, So He Can Win EVEN MORE Is Donald Trump's new strategy the same as his old strategy? KIND OF! Evan Hurst News 17 Aug 2016
Can Somebody Please Give Sean Hannity A Pacifier Or A Buttplug, For His Mouth? How fundamentally stupid is Sean Hannity? LET'S WONKSPLORE! Evan Hurst News 10 Aug 2016
Aw, Cute! Trumpkins Have Their Own Site Now That Says Trump Is WINNING In The Polls! Robyn Pennacchia News 10 Aug 2016
Obama Is Wrecking The World Because Of His Coke-Fueled Gay Sex Habit (Updated!) snipy News 28 May 2013
