Donald Trump: What Has Two Thumbs And Kills More Birds Than Wind Power? THIS GUY!

Gosh who could have seen that coming how very surprising we are astonished.

Trump Hates The F*ckin' Eagles, Man

Endangered species thrown under the Trump Train.

YAY, Donald Trump's Evil Idiot Sons Will Get To Bring Home Their Bloody Elephant Tails!

Instead of shooting an elephant, just go read George Orwell'e essay on that very thing. Christ, you people.

Donald Trump's Disgusting Idiot Sons Can Now Kill All The Elephants They Want

Can't think of any reason Trump would reverse this Obama-era policy... Oh, that.