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Trump Decides To Yell At Mexico For Another Year Before Closing Border

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Trump Gonna Paint A Train Tunnel On This Rock On The Border

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Mexicans Build Home Security Walls With Stolen Razor Wire, And America Paid For It

We need WALL to protect our precious concertina wire. And another wall to protect that.

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