Rand Paul's Staffers: Thanks A Ton, Typhoid Rand! 'Every man for himself' isn't seeming like the best philosophy. Doktor Zoom coronavirus 24 Mar 2020
How Are We Saving The Economy Today (Besides Killing Grandma Millie)? A quick comparison of the House and Senate plans, because we love you. Doktor Zoom coronavirus 24 Mar 2020
Republicans Add Opportunistic Infection To Coronavirus Relief Bill That is a disease metaphor about a hidden provision to defund Planned Parenthood, maybe Medicaid. Doktor Zoom coronavirus 23 Mar 2020
$500 Billion Corporate Slush Fund Stalls Pandemic Aid Bill. McConnell Blames Greedy Democrats Shame on their partisan opposition to this partisan giveaway. Doktor Zoom coronavirus 23 Mar 2020
Republicans Being Dicks About Coronavirus Sick Leave Bill, Imagine That Couldn't Dems help people, but without spending anything? Doktor Zoom News 12 Mar 2020
HHS Sec Tells Senate Trump's Obamacare Replacement Is Not The Plan They're Looking For (Because He's Never Had One, Never Will) Plan to replace the thing we're killing? Why? Doktor Zoom Healthcare 13 Feb 2020
Lisa Murkowski Sick Of All The Corruption, Will Vote To Let It Continue There's too much partisanship for a fair trial, so I'll vote with my party. Doktor Zoom Impeachment 04 Feb 2020
Lamar Alexander Cuts President Baby In Half, Everyone Pleased! The only surprise is that we're still capable of being surprised. Doktor Zoom Impeachment 31 Jan 2020
GOP Stands Up For Wisconsinites' Sacred Right To Catch Coronavirus At Polls Tomorrow 2020 state and local elections
