Dumb Elizabeth Warren Wants To Drain DC Swamp And Turn It Into A State, How Dumb Is That (It's Not)

If DC becomes a state, won't Marvel demand its two senators?

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Mitch McConnell: Shutdown Hero

'No more games,' says master of never confirming Merrick Garland.

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Mitt Romney Shall Maketh Grrr Sounds At The Villein!

#HesRunning ... his mouth and won't really oppose anything Trump wants.

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How Sure Are We That Beto O'Rourke Will Lead Blue Wave In Senate? REAL DAMN SURE!

OK, Pretty damn sure. But y'all need to VOTE.

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Chuck Schumer Got ROLLED? The Chuck You Say!

Remember that judicial nominee deal from LAST WEEK? Yeah. LOL.

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Good Guys FIGHTING BACK On Voter Suppression. (But Lord There Is So Much Of It.)

Thank heavens Fox News has some beautiful new lies to add.

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