Steve King Fighting To Save His Cantaloupes, And More Poll Fun! That poor man. Just kidding LOL. Doktor Zoom polls 30 Oct 2018
Virginia Gonna Finally Let Poor People See Doctors. Tell Us Again How Voting Doesn't Matter? Healthcare was a winning issue in Virginia last fall. It needs to be a central issue in 2018, too. Doktor Zoom Elections 31 May 2018
Senate Sunday: Doofus Mitt Romney Can't Win State GOP Convention, Has To Run In Primary Poor ol' Mitt just can't catch a break. Good. Doktor Zoom Elections 22 Apr 2018
They're The Utah Republicans And They're Here To Say! Something, We Don't Know, We Made Dok Watch It Alan Smithee demanded his name be taken off the credits. Doktor Zoom News 02 Mar 2018
Trump Endorses Mitt Romney, Who Just Can't Thank That Awful Nazi-Lover Enough Good to see they're pals again. For at least a day or so. Doktor Zoom Elections 20 Feb 2018
MittBott 2.018 Back And Ready To Represent Utah, Inevitably Offend It He has this bad habit of thinking he's inevitable. You're not inevitable, Mitt. Doktor Zoom News 16 Feb 2018
NICE TIME! SLC Elementary School Renamed For Cool Black Lady Space-Nerd Instead Of Genocider! We need more schools honoring great Space Ladies. Doktor Zoom Post-Racial America 13 Feb 2018
Orrin Hatch Just Heartbroken Over How This Rob Porter Scandal Has Hurt Orrin Hatch He seems more heartbroken for himself than the woman who got punched in the face. Robyn Pennacchia Featured 09 Feb 2018
Your New Boyfriend: This Terrible Novelist Who Couldn't Get Published Because Sexism Against Men. Culture
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!
