Your Weekly Top Ten Has A New BABY DOG! YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst News 06 Apr 2019
F*CKFEST IN UTAH, Y'ALL! This post isn't remotely about Mitt Romney fucking. OR IS IT? Evan Hurst News 29 Mar 2019
GOP Knows Who's The REAL White Nationalist Terrorists, And It Is ... Oh, You Know The Drill It's your Sunday Show Rundown! Michael Mora News 18 Mar 2019
Mitt Romney Bad At Birthday Cake This is almost as good as that time Mitt Romney had hot dog. Evan Hurst News 12 Mar 2019
Shutdown To Last Until Planes Crash Or Uninspected Meat Kills Us All. No Big. Or maybe we'll be crushed by Winning. Doktor Zoom News 23 Jan 2019
Mia Love: If Democrats Love Black People, Why Didn't They Just Let Me Win? It just makes TOO MUCH SENSE. Wonderbitch News 10 Dec 2018
Steve King Fighting To Save His Cantaloupes, And More Poll Fun! That poor man. Just kidding LOL. Doktor Zoom polls 30 Oct 2018
Virginia Gonna Finally Let Poor People See Doctors. Tell Us Again How Voting Doesn't Matter? Healthcare was a winning issue in Virginia last fall. It needs to be a central issue in 2018, too. Doktor Zoom News 31 May 2018
