Kids Under Five FINALLY Getting A COVID Vax! Except In Florida, Because Ron DeSantis Is Why

Sucks to be you, Florida parents. Sucks to be you.

Ever Wonder How Many Americans Are Alive Because Donald Trump Lost? Science Did!

Like, with no names mentioned, but STILL.

Hospital Chief Quitfired After Vaccinating Chicago Trump Tower Staff Instead Of Poors

Did we mention he owns a $2.7 million condo there? He does!

Kevin McCarthy COVID Floor Speech One For The Scrapbooks, If You Keep Scrapbooks Of SHOCKING LIES

He literally said all the $$$ is going to San Francisco homeless dudes' weed.