Congressman's Office Threatens Professor For The Violence Inherent In The ... Fart Joke These people are fucking insane. Doktor Zoom News 02 Nov 2018
Chuck Schumer Unclear On Difference Between Vandalism And Attempted Murder They're pretty much the same thing. Robyn Pennacchia News 23 Oct 2018
Sacramento Cops Shoot Unarmed Man Dead For Holding Cell Phone While Black We would like to never have to type 'police shoot unarmed black man' ever again. Doktor Zoom News 23 Mar 2018
ALL The Spartacuses 'Confess' To Murdering Durham's Loser Traitor Confederate Statue There are fine people on both sides of the bars. Your happy nice time OPEN THREAD! Doktor Zoom News 17 Aug 2017
American Muslims Raise Money For Vandalized Jewish Cemetery. Just What Are They Up To??? American Muslims and American Jews seem to have a lot in common now that Donald Trump is making America Hate Again. Doktor Zoom News 22 Feb 2017
After Threats To Jewish Community Centers, Trump Bravely Says Hatred Probably Not Good Oh, hatred? Yeah, Donald Trump thinks it's bad. What hatred are you talking about? Doktor Zoom News 21 Feb 2017
Judge Throws Several Books At Teens Who Vandalized Historic Black Schoolhouse It's an innovative sentence. But can you diagram it? Doktor Zoom News 10 Feb 2017
Orange County Cops Charged After They Eated All The Snacks In Pot Dispensary Raid Doktor Zoom News 17 Mar 2016
National Archives Thrilled To Exhibit Pictures Of Women Marching In The Street For No Particular Reason Feminininism
