Beto O'Rourke Was Born To Be In This Headline Let's take a look at this new Vanity Fair thingamajig about Beto's thingamajig! Evan Hurst News 14 Mar 2019
Beto O'Rourke: Who, This Old Thing? Come on in, Beto, the water's fine! Doktor Zoom 2020 presidential election 14 Mar 2019
Kellyanne Conway Is Two-Faced Hell Person, So That Is Some Breaking News And more tidbits from the latest pissed-off former Trump staffer! Evan Hurst News 25 Jan 2019
John Kerry, Uh, Thinks, Uh, Ohio Might Have Been, Uh, Hacked, Uh, In 2004 If you are the editrix's mom who loves him and is demanding to know if we're making fun of the way he talks, the answer is: yes. Dominic Gwinn News 10 Sep 2018
Sounds Like Trump's Locked In Oval Office Masturbating To His '100 Pictures' Of Mueller And Comey Kissing ALLEGEDLY. Evan Hurst News 05 Sep 2018
Stephen Miller, America's Last Bastion Against Humanity You know WHO ELSE abandoned refugees? Oh, yeah, it was America, in 1939. Doktor Zoom News 14 Aug 2018
Kim Kardashian, Jared Kushner Team Up To Make Useless Appeal To Trump's Nonexistent Humanity We're sure Donald Trump won't say anything balls-out racist or about Kardashian's ass. Stephen Robinson Media/Entertainment 30 May 2018
Brilliant Woman Cannot Even Wear Awesome Tights To 'Vanity Fair' Job Without Getting Shit On Wednesdays we wear black tights. Robyn Pennacchia Featured 17 Nov 2017
We *Think* Democrats Would Like Some Witnesses And Documents. Impeachment Liveblog, Day Three! Impeachment
