Hey Michael Flynn! You Been Dickin' Around With Erik Prince's Secret Russian Beer Buddy? We feel like we've said this before, but IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SANCTIONS. Evan Hurst News 20 Mar 2019
What's That Robert Mueller Secret Grand Jury Subpoena Fight About? Let's Wildly Speculate, Together! Whatever it is, HE'S WINNING. Evan Hurst News 19 Dec 2018
Should Robert Mueller Put Erik Prince In Jail For Trump-Russia Crimes? Yes Or OH FUCK YES? SPOILER, the answer is probably yes. Evan Hurst News 29 Nov 2017
They Wanted ALL YOUR RUSSIAN EMAILS, Jared Kushner, You Slimy Fuck Oh, you meant THOSE Russian emails? Evan Hurst News 17 Nov 2017
Jared Kushner Innocent Of All Russian Crimes, According To Jared Kushner Bet you DUMB LIBS feel pretty DUMB right now. Evan Hurst News 24 Jul 2017
Trump Achieves Best Boner In Years Over CNN's Russia Story Fuckup Regular Wonkette readers will not be surprised who at CNN fucked up this particular story. Evan Hurst News 27 Jun 2017
Trump Wants You AFRAID. VERY AFRAID. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 5, 2017 Trump's tweeting a storm, President Bannon's secret failure, and Peggy Noonan has some thoughts. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 05 Jun 2017
Is President Steve Bannon The REAL White House Leaker? MAAAAAYBE! We are just asking, because it SURE SEEMS LIKE IT! Evan Hurst News 02 Jun 2017
