Hey Michael Flynn! You Been Dickin' Around With Erik Prince's Secret Russian Beer Buddy?

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Should Robert Mueller Put Erik Prince In Jail For Trump-Russia Crimes? Yes Or OH FUCK YES?

SPOILER, the answer is probably yes.

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They Wanted ALL YOUR RUSSIAN EMAILS, Jared Kushner, You Slimy Fuck

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Jared Kushner Innocent Of All Russian Crimes, According To Jared Kushner

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Trump Achieves Best Boner In Years Over CNN's Russia Story Fuckup

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Trump Wants You AFRAID. VERY AFRAID. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 5, 2017

Trump's tweeting a storm, President Bannon's secret failure, and Peggy Noonan has some thoughts. Your morning news brief!

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Is President Steve Bannon The REAL White House Leaker? MAAAAAYBE!

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Don McGahn To Congress: LOCK! ME! UP! LOCK! ME! UP! LOCK! ME! UP!

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