Rudy Giuliani Takes Break From Secret Ukraine Back Channel For New VENEZUELAN Back Channel

He's a busy guy!

LET'S HAVE A (PROXY) WAR!

In which we splain you Venezuela, fucking SIGH.

Donald Trump Hops Off Golf Cart To Threaten War With Venezuela, Wherever That Might Be!

Donald Trump would like Venezuela to simmer down and get back to pumping oil. OR ELSE!