Trump Idiots 'Debunk' Michael Cohen Story By Shrieking HAW HAW BUZZFEED SUX!

Meanwhile, the president responded to the revelation he suborned perjury by tampering with the witness some more. Totally normal!

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Cardi B: Obamacare Helped Get Your P*ssy Checked!

She also explains how the wall WON'T help you get your p*ssy checked.

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Trump Told Michael Cohen To Lie To Congress. Is That Bad?

Individual 1 been berry berry bad.

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RUDY GIULIANI NEVER SAID NO COLLUSION, YOU SAID NO COLLUSION, YOU STINKIN' LIAR!

The president's finest lawyer, ladies and gentle-ladies.

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Everyone Ran For President Last Night. OK, Just Kirsten Gillibrand.

All but three Dem members of Senate now in 2020 race.

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William Barr Confirmation Hearing Wrap-Up: At Least He's Better Than The Dumbf*ck We Have Right Now!

That's not saying a lot.

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The Top 10 NATIONAL EMERGIES The Next Democratic Prez Will Definitely Declare If Trump Does It For WALL

All of these things will come to pass so that the prophecies may be fulfilled.

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Relax, Everyone: Donald Trump Is Still A F*cking Criminal

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Trump Idiots 'Debunk' Michael Cohen Story By Shrieking HAW HAW BUZZFEED SUX!

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Trump: Me, Impeached? LOOK, A TERRORIST PRAYER RUG!

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Trump AG Nominee Bill Barr Should Have Kept His Big Mouth Shut About Obstruction Of Justice

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