Donald Trump Wants To Bring Back Landmines, Make Not-America Maimed Again If we blow up the children over there, they can't come here. Doktor Zoom Military 01 Feb 2020
Who The F*ck Is Elizabeth Heng And Why Is She Setting Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez On Fire? She has excellent history reasons: Democrats are the Khmer Rouge. Doktor Zoom 2020 presidential election 13 Sep 2019
Republicans Say Stupid Sh*t Lies, Weekend Show Edition! It's your Sunday Show Rundown! Michael Mora News 04 Mar 2019
'I'm Still Doing It.' Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 9, 2019 Buncha bullshit about Trump's wall, but many other stories too! Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 09 Jan 2019
We Knew Trump Was Probably A Russian Intelligence Asset, But HOLY F*CK If you watched Rachel Maddow last night, you'll see that the thing that was bothering her is also SERIOUSLY bothering us. Evan Hurst News 04 Jan 2019
Fetch Us Our Smelling Salts! Trump's Bone Spurs Might Not Have Been Real!!!1! You don't freaking say! Robyn Pennacchia News 26 Dec 2018
Trump's Gonna Build A Wall And Vietnam's Gonna Pay For It! Wait What? It's a simple message: Nobody's safe, because America. Doktor Zoom Immigrants 13 Dec 2018
'Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal!' Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 13, 2018 Michael Cohen's secrets, and Rudy Giuliani's (allegedly!) drunk texts! Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 13 Dec 2018
GOP Stands Up For Wisconsinites' Sacred Right To Catch Coronavirus At Polls Tomorrow 2020 state and local elections
