Michael Cohen Warrant Docs Would Freak Trump The F*ck Out, If Trump Could Read (Allegedly!)

We're not saying he can't read. We're just saying documents like these are way above his pay grade.

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Steven Mnuchin DID NOT Yacht-Party With Oligarchs And 'Accidentally' Lift All Their Sanctions, YOU SHUT UP

MORE fuckery in the lifting of sanctions on Oleg Deripaska's companies? THE FUCK YOU SAY.

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Trump Admin's Sloppy Wet Sanctions Kiss For Oleg Deripaska Sloppier, Wetter Than We Knew!

Is the Trump administration stupid or evil? Yes.

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What Does Leonardo Da Vinci Have To Do With Trump And Russia? A HOLY SHT Investigation Into WHAT THE FCK!

The da Vinci Code but like for real ARE YOU KIDDING US?

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Michael Cohen Reportedly Being Robert Mueller's VERY GOOD BOY!

GIVE THIS MAN A SNAUSAGE.

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Hey, Have You Guys Ever Wondered If Maybe Putin Owns Trump's Ass?

HEAR US OUT!

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Michael Cohen In ALL The Shit. Again.

Is it indictment o'clock yet?

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Michael Cohen Knee Deep In Shit. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 17, 2018

Michael Cohen can't take this anymore, Trump calls immigrants animals, and Trump-Russia goes off the fucking rails! Your morning news brief.

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Kamala Harris Equal Pay Proposal Nanny State Boo Hoo Oh No WAAAH

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How's Trump Sh*tting On The Troops This Memorial Day? Get A Load Of THIS!

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Fox News Dipsh*t To New College Grads: OWN THE LIBS BY BE MORE STUPIDER OK?

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