George Santos Denies Drag Queening And Robbing Dying Dog's GoFundMe. In That Order.

Now stop distracting him from his hard work!

What Are Moscow Mitch's Old Staffers Doing In This Story About Kentucky's Russian Aluminums? That's Weird!

He couldn't be more Moscow Mitch-y if he tried.

Michael Cohen, Liveblogged On Tape Before A Closed Door Intel Committee Studio Audience

Cue laughtrack!

Michael Cohen Warrant Docs Would Freak Trump The F*ck Out, If Trump Could Read (Allegedly!)

We're not saying he can't read. We're just saying documents like these are way above his pay grade.