They Break It, You Buy It. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 9, 2018 ANOTHER government shutdown, Russian hookers, MORE secret memos, and Caligula Orgies. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 09 Feb 2018
Awwww, Big Man Donald Trump Thinks He Could Beat Joe Biden In A Fight! Call us crazy, but we think Old Handsome Joe Biden's got this one. Evan Hurst News 26 Oct 2016
Hillary Clinton Tells Donald Trump Where He Can Shove His Russian Wikileaks SAY YOU DON'T WANT TO GAY-BANG VLADIMIR PUTIN, DONALD TRUMP. SAY IT! Evan Hurst News 20 Oct 2016
Her Name Is Hillary Clinton. Madame President If You're Nasty. Hillary Clinton used the third debate to give Trump the ass-kicking we've all been waiting for. Evan Hurst News 20 Oct 2016
Justin Trudeau Can't Figure Out Where To Put His Hands Wonkette examines exactly where the three-way handshake between Barack Obama, Justin Trudeau and Enrique Peña Nieto went terribly wrong. Evan Hurst News 30 Jun 2016
Michelle Obama Gives Way Better Nae Nae Than Hillary. Your Wonkette Dance Party! Evan Hurst News 30 Mar 2016
Westboro Baptist Church Knows Paris Attacks Happened Because God Hates Frogs Evan Hurst News 16 Nov 2015
Terry Crews Throws Gabrielle Union From Back Of The Bus Into Oncoming Path Of Another Bus Media/Entertainment
Man Who Has Almost Definitely Paid For His Share Of Abortions Gives Speech At Forced Birth Rally Feminininism
