Sherrod Brown Gonna Get Walmart Off The Corporate Welfare Tit. Thanks, Sherrod Brown!
Now HERE'S a social justice warrior!
16 May 2018
Racist Mall Lady Will Never Get To Go To The Mall EVER AGAIN!
Guess she'll have to stick with Big Lots from now on :(
21 Dec 2016
College Prof Who Told Class She Fears Trump Goes Into Hiding After Death Threats. What Silly Fears!
A college teacher said unkind things about Donald Trump and Mike Pence, and now College Republicans are demanding a safe space.
16 Dec 2016
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Texas Pool Party Cop Somehow Escapes Being Charged With Anything, What A Surprise, Huh?
In news only slightly less surprising than Britons' vote to leave the EU, the former Texas cop who roughed up a 15-year-old girl at a pool party has been cleared of criminal charges by a grand jury.
24 Jun 2016
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'Alt-Right' Cover Of 'We Didn't Start The Fire' Will Make You Yearn For Victoria Jackson's Melodious Yowls
Those whimsical playful race-baiters of the 'alt-right' have made their own version of the already terrible 'We Didn't Start the Fire.' It has no beat and you can't dance to it.