President WordStupid Has Thoughts To Share, And They Are 'COLLUSION WITCH HOAX!'

We think his brain computer is crashing. No, more than usual.

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596,852 Low-Level Offenders Who Got Off Worse Than Paul Manafort, Who Is Blameless And Pure Of Heart

It was hard to pick just 596,852!

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NO RUSSIA! NO COLLUSION! So ... No Jail Time, Right?

Hahahaha, GFYS.

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How Bad Is Trump Gonna F*ck It Up With Kim Jong Un, On A Scale Of One To 'Oops, I Gave Ivanka To North Korea'?

The world's eyes are on Trump, and they are LOLing.

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A Brief Love Letter To Attorney General Bill Barr, In Advance Of The Mueller Report: F*CKING GIVE IT!

The point of this post is GIVE IT.

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Let's Talk About Dumb Foreign Agent Dipsh*t Michael Flynn, Because It Is A Day

The more we learn about Michael Flynn's brief time in the White House, the more he and Donald Trump sound like criminals.

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We've Asked This Before, But WHAT F*CKING SECRET IS PAUL MANAFORT WILLING TO DIE IN PRISON TO KEEP FOR TRUMP AND RUSSIA?

Whatever Paul Manafort's hiding about Trump and Russia, he's willing to give up the rest of his life to keep it hidden.

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Trump's Executive Time Golfing Ketchup Omelet National Emergency Holiday Whack-Off Weekend Was Pretty Chill

This is not what normal people do on vacation.

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George And Kellyanne Conway Fighting Again, About How Her Boss Is Psychopath Who Will Kill Us All

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Elizabeth Warren Running For President OF NERDS!

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GOP Now Just Being Racist About White People

Post-Racial America

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