John Kerry, Uh, Thinks, Uh, Ohio Might Have Been, Uh, Hacked, Uh, In 2004

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Justice Department 'Warns' It Can't Prosecute Election Hacking. Warning, Or Invitation?

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Little Rascals Hack Voting Machines Like A Bunch Of Crazy Ivans

They can also get the dirty channels the Boob Tube.

Russia

Seems Russia Hacked Election Systems In 39 States. Is Hillary Clinton Sorry Yet?

Oh, so the Russian attacks on state election systems were a lot bigger than we thought. Can't see why that's a thing.

Russia

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