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What Could It Cost, Michael? Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 12, 2018

Turkey says it recorded Khashoggi's murder, the markets are tumbling, and we're still ignoring Kanye. Your morning news brief!

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Trump says #MeToo women 'got away,' global markets nosedive, and the crown prince ordered 'detention' of Jamal Khashoggi. Your morning news brief!

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Trump SHOCKED To Learn Trade Wars Are Bad And Hard To Win

Trump thought he could get cute, and stop trading with "shithole countires."

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Another Head Rolls In Equifax Breach

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Spy vs Lie. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 18, 2018

Trump world freaking out about spies, an assault on abortion, and Fox is woke now. Your morning news brief.

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Alex Jones Knows Deep State Is Boning The Stock Market To Make Trump Look Like Big Stupid Dumbass

Stop being naughty, Deep State, you stop it RIGHT NOW!

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Do Y'all See What Nancy Pelosi Is Doing Yet?

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OK, MAYBE There Was Collusion. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 17, 2019

ALLEGEDLY drunk Rudy Giuliani denies his denial, Michael Cohen ALLEGEDLY paid $50,000 to be an internet sex symbol, and Trump to re-start Star Wars. Your morning news brief!

'There Was Concern.' Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 27, 2018

Trump pees himself in Iraq, and Kirstjen Nielsen blames the parents. Your morning news brief.

What Could It Cost, Michael? Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 12, 2018

Turkey says it recorded Khashoggi's murder, the markets are tumbling, and we're still ignoring Kanye. Your morning news brief!

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Trump SHOCKED To Learn Trade Wars Are Bad And Hard To Win

Trump thought he could get cute, and stop trading with "shithole countires."

Another Head Rolls In Equifax Breach

The SEC is charging the former CIO of Equifax with insider trading. Good.

Spy vs Lie. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 18, 2018

Trump world freaking out about spies, an assault on abortion, and Fox is woke now. Your morning news brief.

Alex Jones Knows Deep State Is Boning The Stock Market To Make Trump Look Like Big Stupid Dumbass

Stop being naughty, Deep State, you stop it RIGHT NOW!

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Do Y'all See What Nancy Pelosi Is Doing Yet?

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