DADDY, I WANT A GREENLAND AND I WANT IT NOW! We should consider this. It's one place that's actively abolishing Ice, after all. Doktor Zoom Everywhere Else News 16 Aug 2019
Peggy Noonan Shall Not Be Surrendering Herself To The Pronoun Guillotines Just Yet Do you hear the Peggy sing? Robyn Pennacchia Media/Entertainment 26 Jul 2019
Yep, Michael Cohen Is A Criminal. Sounds Like His Boss And Hope Hicks Are Too! All of these fuckers should be in prison. Evan Hurst News 18 Jul 2019
Fix Yourself A Drink, It's Time To Kick Back And Call Brit Hume A F*ckin' Moron! Today's wingnut shrieking: The FBI wiretapping Carter Page was JUST THE SAME as the FBI wiretapping Dr. King. YOU BETCHA! Evan Hurst Russia 04 Jun 2019
Trump Nominates Stephen Moore To The Fed. Who Is This Jagoff? Some hack, is who. Doktor Zoom economics 22 Mar 2019
Trump Thinks He Has Less Than 50-50 Shot Of Getting WALL, Which Is Very Cute Way Of Saying 'ZERO' President Loser Poops is taking a victory lap for some reason. Evan Hurst News 28 Jan 2019
How Long Will Tim Scott Have To Remind GOP To *Try* Not To Be Racist? Oh, Just Forever The Wall Street Journal is displeased! Stephen Robinson Post-Racial America 10 Dec 2018
Corey Lewandowski And Impeachment Hearings? RIGHT NOW? Someone Should Have Mentioned! A Liveblog. News
Manhattan DA Cyrus Vance Will Take Trump's Tax Returns Now, Because THIS IS NEW YORK, BITCH lawsplainer
