Trump Bombs Syria, Declares 'Mission Accomplished' Like A Common Dubya
Congressional Democrats are pissed he did it without approval from Congress.
14 Apr 2018
Storm A-Comin'. Wonkagenda For Wed., March 7, 2018
Democrats flood the Texas primaries, Gary Cohn runs from Washington, and Stormy Daniels might have some dick pics. Your morning news brief.
07 Mar 2018
They Break It, You Buy It. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 9, 2018
ANOTHER government shutdown, Russian hookers, MORE secret memos, and Caligula Orgies. Your morning news brief!
09 Feb 2018
Much SOTU. Very President. Bigly Words. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan 31, 2018
Trump (finally) becomes President (again), and Devin Nunes and an army of lawyers try to stall Trump-Russia. Your morning news brief.
31 Jan 2018
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Mama's Good Boy Todd Starnes Wants ICE To Round Up The Dreamers LIVE At The State Of The Union
Oh Stillwell Angel.
29 Jan 2018
Pope Francis Hated 2017 As Much As You Did
Pope's really bummed. Guess he was a bigger Rose Marie fan than we thought.
02 Jan 2018
Fine Here Is Your Bloody Kurt Vonnegut For Armistice Day, In Year One Of The Trump Era
"We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap." -- K.V.
11 Nov 2017
Trump Has HAD IT With All These Refugees Making America Great The Wrong Way
Guess we don't...have...to care about refugees. (Don't have to care about refugees!)
19 Sep 2017
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