The Top 10 NATIONAL EMERGIES The Next Democratic Prez Will Definitely Declare If Trump Does It For WALL

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Dennis Prager Is Here To Do Some Last Minute War On Christmasing

If you don't teach your kids to say Merry Christmas, they will drown strangers.

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The Right Ramps Up The War On Store Clerks

Federalist writer gets offered thing she doesn't want, goes bananas.

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Idaho Wingnut Knows True Meaning Of Christmas Is Suing Your Neighbors' Asses For Hating Baby Jesus

Demands immediate revision to end of A Charlie Brown Christmas.

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It's 'Giving Tuesday,' So GIVE IT, You!

Money can't buy happiness, but it can pay for lawyers and doctors and feeding poors. Hop to it!

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Kirstjen Nielsen So Miserable Working For Trump She Just Might Tear A Mexican Family Apart!

She's been on the job for like six months so let's go ahead and start her resignation clock.

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Trump Bigger Than Jesus! Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 1, 2017

GOP money fuckery, Trump lights a tree, and Walmart apologizes for trying to kill journalists. Your morning news brief.

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Michael Cohen's So Excited! He's So Excited! He's So ... SCARED!

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Pelosi To Trump: Get F*cked, Orange Loser

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Guess Americans Don't Like Russian Agent Presidents Who Shut Down Government Forever. WHO KNEW!

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