Kirstjen Nielsen So Miserable Working For Trump She Just Might Tear A Mexican Family Apart!
She's been on the job for like six months so let's go ahead and start her resignation clock.
11 May 2018
Trump Bigger Than Jesus! Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 1, 2017
GOP money fuckery, Trump lights a tree, and Walmart apologizes for trying to kill journalists. Your morning news brief.
01 Dec 2017
Pony Up, Fuckers, It's 'Giving Tuesday' For Your Deeply Indebted Wonkette!
Mama's almost out of credit card.
28 Nov 2017
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Fox News Reveals TRUTH About Hillary Uranium Story, And It Is ... Oh It's Bullshit, Shep? Thanks!
WE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE!
15 Nov 2017
Russia Tried To Start A Black 'War On Christmas,' And IT. WAS. ADORABLE.
Russia tried to incite a black people War on Christmas. Vlad fail!
31 Oct 2017
Robert Mueller Smashing White House Trumpkins. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 31, 2017
Mueller spooks Trump (again), John Kelly shows his true colors (again), and Hannity loses his shit (lol duh). Your morning news brief!
31 Oct 2017
In Which Dear Leader Trump Celebrates Veterans With Hymns To Himself
So this is what it's like to live in North Korea!
03 Jul 2017
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