VRY SRS WaPo Op-Ed Warns Elizabeth Warren's Rise Spells DOOM! Democrats need to start eating their vegetables and supporting moderates. Stephen Robinson 2020 presidential election 05 Nov 2019
Sen. Josh Hawley (Stanford '02, Yale Law '06) Sick And Tired Of Snooty Elitists Hatin' On Reg'lar Heartland Folks We smell what he's steppin' in, that's for sure. Doktor Zoom News 23 Oct 2019
Shocking New Poll Reveals Fox News Viewers Are Brainwashed Imbeciles Poll also has compelling data on wetness of water. Stephen Robinson Media/Entertainment 21 Oct 2019
Marianne Williamson Not Leaving Dem Race Until She's Tricked Into Saying Name Backwards She's still got woo-woo goop to share! Stephen Robinson 2020 democratic primary 17 Oct 2019
WaPo Says Mike Pence Has A Gay Friend. CASE CLOSED! He doesn't personally hate gays. It's just for politics, so isn't that nice? Doktor Zoom News 14 Oct 2019
Serious Media Very Concerned Elizabeth Warren Is So Awesome She'll Help Re-Elect Trump Only timid centrism can save us from Trump. Stephen Robinson 2020 democratic primary 12 Oct 2019
Trump, China Have Such Perfect Call No One Can Ever Hear It Until Heat Death Of Universe WHAT'S IN THE VAULLLLTTTT. Evan Hurst News 04 Oct 2019
