Don Lemon And Chris Cuomo Called Tucker Carlson A Dangerous Idiot, And Wingnuts Are #TRIGGERED Snowflakes. Evan Hurst News 15 Oct 2018
UB-Forties. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 2, 2018 Brett Kavanaugh's drinking problem, Trump's nu-NAFTA, and another Seth Rich retraction. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 02 Oct 2018
Gun News Roundup: Who's A Nazi Today, Other Than Actual Nazis? Guns are still legal, but Laura Ingraham ain't looking so good. Doktor Zoom News 30 Mar 2018
On A Scale Of One To Sarah Huckabee Sanders: Wonkagenda For Wed., March 28, 2018 Robert Mueller wants to keep his snitches in jail, Sarah Huckabee Sanders poots some lies about the census, and Sacramento is going to see some UNREST. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 28 Mar 2018
The 'Moonies' Mass-Marrying Their Guns: A Fashion DO! A weird cult with a lot of guns! What could possibly go wrong? Robyn Pennacchia Featured 01 Mar 2018
DOJ And FBI Dusting Off Hillary Clinton-Brand Speculum For Double-Headed Investigation! The Society To Prevent Cruelty To Dead Horses has already lodged a complaint. Doktor Zoom News 05 Jan 2018
Republicans Just Asking If Bernie Sanders Hates Christians, Steals Their Babbies' Blood Nobody expected Bernie Sanders to lead the Spanish Inquisition. Doktor Zoom News 07 Jul 2017
Jimmy Kimmel: Babies Shouldn't Die. Wingnuts: We Are Fucking Monsters, So They Should Jimmy Kimmel's baby is lucky. His heart defect is only physical. Doktor Zoom News 03 May 2017
Mitch McConnell Makes Turtle-Piddle All Over Trump Impeachment Trial (Liveblog, Day One!) Impeachment
Alan Dershowitz Is Keeping His Panties On For This Impeachment, So Don't Even Bother Asking Impeachment
