Fine, Here Is Your Damn 'Todd Palin Quits Marriage Halfway Through Term' Post, YOU HAPPY NOW? Mazel Tov to the happy couple, whomever the happy couple might be, ALLEGEDLY. Evan Hurst News 10 Sep 2019
Alaska Governor Now Murdering Head Start, Medicaid, Universities And the lege is basically shooting meth into its eyeballs. Wonderbitch News 12 Jul 2019
Sarah Palin Responds To John McCain's Death By Whining About Nicolle Wallace (Because She's A Dick) She didn't call Wallace a 'bitch,' but she might as well have. Evan Hurst News 27 Aug 2018
Sarah Palin's Kid Is Violent Fuck-Up Again. No, Not Bristol. Did Track Palin beat up his girlfriend again, allegedly? OR DID HE BEAT UP HIS DAD? Evan Hurst News 18 Dec 2017
2016: The Year The Palins And The Duggars Bored The Everloving Sh*t Out Of Us Oh, Palins. Oh, Duggars. We still can't quit you, even if you do suck lately. Evan Hurst News 31 Dec 2016
Unceremoniously Knocked Up Bristol Palin Pissed About Thing Bristol is APPALLED by these so-called 'A-listers' who won't even perform for Trump's inauguration. HOW DARE THEY? Evan Hurst News 30 Dec 2016
Wonkette Nominates Sarah Palin To Be Donald Trump's Drunk-Ass Speechwriter Evan Hurst News 22 Apr 2016
Sarah Palin So Happy Donald Trump's Jewish Grandbaby Born On Easter, Just Like Jesus! Evan Hurst News 28 Mar 2016
Trump: DURRRRRRRRR ADAM SCHIFF WHISTLEBLOWER PHONY EMOLUMENTS OBAMA NETFLIX? OBAMA NETFLIX?!?!?! Trump
