Amtrak Derails In 'Mass Casualty.' But It's Too Soon To Talk About Infrastructure The correct time to talk about our problems is never. killermartinis News 18 Dec 2017
Trump Will Save Puerto Rico And California Soon As He's Done Writing These Terrific Tweets Maybe if the wildfires and hurricanes said more nice things about Donald Trump... Doktor Zoom News 16 Oct 2017
Donald Trump Appreciates The Congrats On Tremendous Job He's Doing In Puerto Rico! Puerto Rico is in crisis, and why is everyone being so mean to Donald Trump? Doktor Zoom News 29 Sep 2017
Michigan Officials Charged With Poisoning People To Death In Flint. Good. killermartinis Featured 14 Jun 2017
White People Meeting, Tonight, 4 PM, Olive Garden Fellow white people, we have to talk about this motherfucker in Flint. killermartinis News 06 Jun 2017
City Of Flint Will Take Your House If You Don't PAY UP For Your Delicious Poison Water That seems fair... Robyn Pennacchia News 03 May 2017
Glorious Leader Cures Cancer Forever with Evian North Korean leader Kim Jon-un has revealed a miracle cancer cure: springwater that has "smaller molecules." See? Commies don't need filthy capitalism to be charlatans! Fare la Volpe News 24 Jul 2016
Trump Re-Elects Democrat John Bel Edwards Governor Of Louisiana, Is There Nothing He Can't Do?? Politics
