And The Prize For Handing Trump His Ass In Court Goes To DC Judge Amit Mehta!

Turns out NO SUBPOENA, NO SUBPOENA, YOU ARE THE SUBPOENA, wasn't a good legal strategy.

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Yes, Children, Trump's Legal Strategy Really IS That Stupid

Knock you over with a feather!

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BREAKING: Federal Judge CANNOT EVEN With Trump Lawyers' Trifling Horsesh*t

Welcome to checks and balances, motherfuckers!

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Trump Calls Sean Hannity To Beg For Tongue Bath, Receives One

Let's get those hearings started, House Democrats, because it's time to impeach the motherfucker, CHOP CHOP.

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Hillary Clinton Has A Message For Trump's Victims, AKA All Living Americans

A primer on how to end Trump's presidency!

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Bill Barr To Congress: Fck You, Fck You, F*ck You, You Cool, I'm Out

Yeah, you'll get all the Mueller report you deserve in a week or whenever.

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Trump Really Wants To Give You Mueller Report, But It's Under Audit And He Doesn't Want To

Could he BE any more obvious?

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Jerry Nadler To Bill Barr: IT'S SUBPOENA-THIRTY, MOTHERF*CKER!

The Mueller report is due TOMORROW. What part of FUCKING GIVE IT does Bill Barr still not understand?

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