​Is Mike Pompeo A Heat-Seeking Missile For Henry Kissinger's Ass? The News Says Maybe! CALLED IT. Evan Hurst News 12 Sep 2019
The Four Biggest Idiots From The John Dean/Watergate/Trump-Russia Hearings Yesterday Did you guess Jordan, Collins, Gohmert and Gaetz? Doktor Zoom Congress 11 Jun 2019
And The Prize For Handing Trump His Ass In Court Goes To DC Judge Amit Mehta! Turns out NO SUBPOENA, NO SUBPOENA, YOU ARE THE SUBPOENA, wasn't a good legal strategy. Evan Hurst News 21 May 2019
Yes, Children, Trump's Legal Strategy Really IS That Stupid Knock you over with a feather! Evan Hurst News 15 May 2019
BREAKING: Federal Judge CANNOT EVEN With Trump Lawyers' Trifling Horsesh*t Welcome to checks and balances, motherfuckers! Evan Hurst News 14 May 2019
Trump Calls Sean Hannity To Beg For Tongue Bath, Receives One Let's get those hearings started, House Democrats, because it's time to impeach the motherfucker, CHOP CHOP. Evan Hurst Russia 26 Apr 2019
Hillary Clinton Has A Message For Trump's Victims, AKA All Living Americans A primer on how to end Trump's presidency! Evan Hurst Russia 25 Apr 2019
Bill Barr To Congress: F*ck You, F*ck You, F*ck You, You Cool, I'm Out Yeah, you'll get all the Mueller report you deserve in a week or whenever. Doktor Zoom Congress 09 Apr 2019
