Kris Kobach Can't Be Immigration Czar Because He Wanted Them To Take Out All The Brown M&Ms Now that's what we call a rider! Doktor Zoom White House 21 May 2019
Howie Kurtz Book Says Trump Is Huge Idiot In Different Ways From Michael Wolff Book WHOA IF TRUE. Evan Hurst News 22 Jan 2018
Give Sarah Huckabee Sanders A Break? The Fuck We Will. Someone is wrong on the internet. Evan Hurst News 30 Nov 2017
Happy Birthday Ivanka LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Luv Robert Mueller This would be really sad if Ivanka Trump wasn't a complicit asshole monster. Evan Hurst News 30 Oct 2017
Let's Play Fuck/Marry/Kill/Tickle/Finger/Dick-Punch With The Trump Cabinet! Is Rex Tillerson about to get YOU'RE FIRED? John Kelly? SOMEBODY ELSE? Who can even fucking say. Evan Hurst News 06 Oct 2017
This Right Here Is Some Sexist Bullshit About ... Omarosa? Okay, Omarosa. West Wing MRAs are boring, whiny, delicate flowers. Rebecca Schoenkopf News 13 Sep 2017
Chris Christie Wouldn't Eat Michael Flynn If He Was On Fire Oh look who is trying to be relevant again! Evan Hurst News 23 May 2017
TrumpCare 2.0: Shut Up And Eat It! Wonkagenda For Tues., March 21, 2017 The House unveils TrumpCare 2.0, Jeff Sessions tries to scare sanctuary cities, and Tomi Laharen gets hit with the ban hammer! Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 21 Mar 2017
Can You Read Gordon Sondland's Ukraine Testimony Without Punching A Baby? A Wonkette Self-Control Test! Ukraine
Marianne Williamson Not Leaving Dem Race Until She's Tricked Into Saying Name Backwards 2020 democratic primary
