George Papadopoulos Stops By A Bunch Of TV Cameras On His Way To Jail Is Jeff Sessions a big perjurer from Perjure-town? MAYBE! Evan Hurst News 10 Sep 2018
Look At These Dumb 'Jeopardy' Stupidheads Who Can't Even Say Answers Right GO BACK TO 'WHEEL OF FORTUNE,' STUPIDHEADS. Evan Hurst Media/Entertainment 06 Jul 2018
Rick Gates: OK Fine I Am Guilty, But Can I Pleeeeeeeeease Go To Spring Break? DON'T DO ANYTHING WONKETTE WOULDN'T DO! You know, like sneak across the border and take the first flight to Moscow. Evan Hurst News 23 Feb 2018
Trump Lawyers Say No Robert Mueller Interview, Because Their Client Is BIGLY FUCKING LIAR Keep stalling, assholes. You're just giving Robert Mueller time to strengthen his case EVEN MORE. Evan Hurst News 06 Feb 2018
Trump Sends Crazy Uncle Bill To Tell CIA How Chemtrails Hacked Our Election There seem to be decomposing squirrel carcasses inside the president's brain, and they are mating. Evan Hurst News 08 Nov 2017
Ratings For Trump Address To Congress Way Smaller Than Obama's. We're Sure He'll Take It In Stride Pussgrab McWeakSad had a weak and sad night! Evan Hurst News 02 Mar 2017
Donald Trump And Nine Other Losers Walk Into A Bar: Your Wonkette Debate Preview! Evan Hurst News 05 Aug 2015
Weather Channel Has Evil Scheme To Trick Old Wingnuts Into Believing Climate Change Is Real Evan Hurst News 16 Jun 2015
